June 2013
5 posts
May 2013
17 posts
so far this year has easily been the worst of my life.
If I had a dime for every time someone called me attractive
I’d be one poor motherfucker
my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- *1;48am*
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*


